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Coldplay sensation Chris Martin revealed that he was unsure about his gender and thought himself to be gay until he discovered that he was attracted to women’s b**bs.

The 31-year-old frontman, who is married to Gwyneth Paltrow, was confused about his sexuality as a teenager because of a strict Christian childhood where he was taught that s** was bad.

Martin says, “What I grew up with was, if you even think about b**bs, you’re going to hell.

“It was drilled in — they’re wrong.

“But let’s face it, they’re fantastic.”

Well they surely are and that must have been the most fantastic discovery Chris has ever made.

After her successful stint for New York magazine, where she was shown as a nude Monroe, Lindsay Lohan has been approached by Hugh Hefner enquiring if she would bare all for Playboy Magazine.

81-year-old Hefner is very much impressed by Lohan’s naked spread for New York magazine, and would like to show her as Monroe again. He wants to recreate Monroe’s famous nude scene from  “Something’s Got to Give.”

A close associate of Lohan said, “Lindsay was amazed at the reaction she got when she posed as Marilyn for New York magazine, and definitely wants to give Hugh’s offer due consideration. On the other hand though, she knows you can sometimes have too much of a good thing.”

She recently said to the media that she has always been a big fan of Marilyn Monroe. Lindsay said: “If you saw my house, I have a lot of Marilyn stuff. I’ve got this painting of her in my house. It’s eerie because it’s a picture and it’s kind of like a cartoon, and there’s a big bottle of pills next to her, and they’ve fallen over.”

Looks like Lohan’s gonna give treat to the eyes of her fans really soon!

It’s been a long long time that we’ve seen Elizabeth Hurley out in the open and much less her lovely set of assets ‘exposed’ so when she decided to turn up with a ‘veil’ over her valley it did quite put me off but it wasn’t until later that I realized that she more than made up for it by a subtle sneak nipple-slip…

You really gotta see this carefully the veil over her puppies makes it a tad difficult but when you take a close and keener look its definitely unmistakable… so here it is Elizabeth Hurley nip-slip or nip-slip pics…

Alright guys, finally Britney Spears has proved it to everyone that yes she wears her underwear and so determined she was to prove it to everyone that she made it so obvious that none could actually miss them. No I don’t mean that she was around in her bras and panties rather she did the next best thing to that. Walking around in pathetically transparent costume she flashed her hot pink underwear…

Apart from that it appears Paris Hilton is miffed with Britney Spears for allegedly hooking on to ex-flame-now-good-friend Brandon Davis. The oil-heir was a one time boyfriend of the party animal but even otherwise Paris is understood to be very possessive of him. With Britney getting to close to the guy, Paris is evidently not too happy.

Elisha Cuthbert is as sexy and gracious as not too many you’d find around. But at this moment I’d have to think she is equally dumb and stupid. Reasons??? Isn’t the fact that she’s become a party regular with the devil called Paris Hilton good enough for me to say that? I just hope against all hope that she doesn’t end up like the Britney and many others who’ve flocked to be a part of the Paris brigade.

Though no logical might exist for this but certainly just about everyone to have been friends with Paris Hilton have seen the curse of the bitch fall on them. Britney Spears was the latest to discover this and by the time she realized that Paris was the biggest reason of her fall, it was too late and she was too deep in a pit.

Can’t even imagine the pretty Elisha without her panties, flashing her lil darling all over the place, getting drunk and partying all night and hooking up with a new man every night… sounds scary enough… can someone pls stop her… she might just uninvitingly become the next flashing queen…

Alright guys so just when you thought that Britney Spears was gonna mend her flashing ways well… it not gonna be that way at all. The babe was back giving a veiled view of her chocolate brown nipples and the paparazzi were on hand to lap it up all. Britney was in a revealing white top, and I needn’t tell ya she wasn’t a bra… and yes the skirt she wore was stained with her spilt her booze…

I needn’t say much about her flashing puppies cos we’ve seen them all over and over and over again and now they can only put you off. Its sad or rather its simply disgusting that the babe who just a day ago was reported to have apologized to her fans and promised to mend her ways. Anyways, no one gives a shit about her nipples anymore… so let me just shut it out here… and yes, if any of you still care check out the pics yourself…