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After Angelina Jolie it’s Elizabeth Hurley’s turn now… the babe, who is in India for a 3-day lingerie shoot, arrived at the Mumbai airport recently… and after Angie’s departure, the Indian Paparazzi didn’t have any phirang (that’s what they call the white foreigners!) story to cover!

All of the celebrity hungry reporters were there to capture her every step and all they got in return was a series of expletives!!!

Elizabeth was apparently questioned and her documents were checked for a long long time by the airport authorities and that drove her up the wall… the future wife of Arun Nayar, a business tycoon in the subcontinent, surely didn’t expect all that… the paparazzi just proved to be an added hindrance… and they surely got much more than what they deserved

From Brangelina’s bodyguards to Miss Hurley… looks like the paparazzi out there sure knows a thing or two about being bashed up by the western celebrities…

Alright guys… The Hollywood Reporter’s annual Star Salary Top 10 is out and whew! I’m surprised at seeing the results… this is where you get to know which leading lady of Hollywood eats into the most of her film’s budget

This list got me baffled for a while… coz Nicole Kidman has taken the top slot!!! This was so totally against my expectations you know… I thought maybe it would be Angelina Jolie or Jenifer Anniston… BUT the aussie babe stole the show away huh….

So here it goes…..

1. Nicole Kidman ($16 to $17 million per film)
2. Reese Witherspoon ($15 million)
3. Renee Zellweger ($15 million)
4. Drew Barrymore ($15 million)
5. Cameron Diaz ($15 million)
6. Halle Berry ($14 million)
7. Charlize Theron ($10 million)
8. Angelina Jolie ($10 million)
9. Kirsten Dunst ($8 to $10 million)
10. Jennifer Aniston ($8 million).

Shows that Jenifer Anniston is half as rich as Nicole Kidman huh

Wonder what is with Britney Spears and not wearing an underwear guys!!!! I mean it’s not even been a week since her pics sans her undie flooded the internet… and now AGAIN!!!

Britney, my boss wants these pics on our site but TRUST ME, I am no way interested in seeing that lame and lousy pussy of yours and actually having to zoom into it to check the picture quality and then post it!!! Those thunder thighs of yours don’t give me a great feeling either…

Well I just hope that either Britney or my boss has some mercy on me next time…….

P.S. Next time you wanna do an upskirt, please wear a flowery underwear… in the memory of all the dicks buried there

“Pamela filed for divorce last week,” Anderson’s publicist, Tracy Nguyen, told People magazine. “It wasn’t a happy Thanksgiving.”

What in the world went wrong between Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee Kid Rock??? The strangest thing possible was a DIVORCE!!! I mean, come on guys… they were definitely a happy couple… you heard that right people i’m talkin about Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee Kid Rock filing for divorce just about a week ago…

A couple of magazines reported this a few hours ago and it totally baffled me for sure!!! They were certainly not like Britney Spears and K-Fed… though they had their ON n OFF romance going on since 2000, I thought Pamela finally had settled down in life… but nah! I forgot that she’s THE Pamela Anderson!!!

Well, come to think of it, her extra large titts have ceased to turn me on in video… it certainly would be Herculean to turn on Kid Rock with those fake bloopers just to prove it, they’ve mentioned “irreconcilable differences” as their prime reasons to split… they would’ve surely been IRRECONCILABLE huh

Guys its a fact that when you reach the peak, the only direction you can go is downhill… but one never expected the downhill journey to be THIS steep for Victoria Beckham!!! The ex-spice girl who was once rated to be the possessor of the best pair of legs is on top of the list for the most disliked ones!!!

Though her 60’s hair style and fashion sense are making waves all over, but the area below her ass needs a big time make-over! It’s a Lambrini/Pretty Polly poll that’s given her that miserable title of the worst pair of legs as of now… come on Vic… Try taking some footballing lessons

Just for the record, the best pair of legs was that of Kelly Brook, followed by Kate moss, Beyonce etc.etc. …. So can be warning bells for the aging Victoria Beckham now???

Was it the Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Fashion Show the other night, or I was actually transferred to PARADISE for a few hours… with these winged fairies roaming around here n there, there wasn’t much of a difference anyways more of my views on the other side of this lingerie break guys (not that you’d be interested in anything else after checkin them out :P)…

They came, they posed and they left…. Leaving my heart echoing with just three words – I WANT MOOOOOOORRRREEEEEE !!!! It call it flabbergasting or raunchy, I’d say it was just pure – HEAVAN!!! You can check it out for yourself… wonder what the brand does, but it surely turns ordinary models into erotic fairies within no time…

The only misfit was Justin Timberlake with his future sex sounds or whatever… anywhere, with those falling down necklines all over the place, who would possibly care to spend even a moment lookin at him

Does Angelina actually care for her life??? It’s not even been half a week since her bodyguards passed those racist comments against a few Indian parents and here she is… roaming freely in one of the most crowded areas of Mumbai!

It was earlier today that we found Angelina Jolie n hubby Brad Pitt taking a boat ride with their children and then walking around the Gateway of India with hundreds of people ogling at them…

Well, thank your stars guys that many of those were illiterates (like most of the ones in the country :P) and hadn’t read about your body guards in the news papers or our site… otherwise your walk by the water could’ve changed into a run or maybe even a jump!!!

Well, putting those issues aside, Angie definitely looks beautiful even without make-up, doesn’t she???

As if Pamela Anderson wasn’t enough, Nicole Richie has begun to rant about the press and its behavior towards her at her ‘MySpace’! There were allegations made by her that the pres wanted to know if she had had gastric bypass surgery reversed… it took another weird questions like that to make the events take a nasty turn! And now she justifies her anger…

“So I gain a little bit of weight, and I’m accused of having a gastric bypass surgery reversed? Its pathetic of Page Six to insinuate I have done this. Anyone that knows anything about this surgery would know that legally, you must be AT LEAST 100 pounds overweight to even have the surgery done, and is a serious, life changing procedure; not one to throw around as a joke or a rumor. I’ve given a statement I am in the process of putting on weight, and that should be enough. Its a shame to hear that instead of hearing supportive words, someone needs to spin it into some negative, absurd way.” was what she wrote as she presented her side of the case…

Hope she didn’t want any help from ‘close friend’ Pamela for this too…

Believe me people… there still are people in India, who don’t recognize Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt!!! It wouldn’t be this surprising if they would be the ignorant beggars so rampantly available in the country… or the uneducated and backward people who either don’t watch English movies or maybe those who watch English movies… which make do with ‘oohs’ n ‘aahs’ ONLY (if you know what I mean )!!! But this man unaware of the Greek God n Goddess’s existence is a well bred manager or the Imperial hair cutting salon in Colaba, Mumbai!!!

Angie baby and Dan Futterman landed at the hair salon for men to shoot for her movie ‘A Mighty Heart’ and shot in it for about half an hour after having it especially opened for her! Sadly, when the manager of the place –Shekhar- had no clue who she was!!!

“That woman, Angelina Jolie, looked very good in a white top and pink skirt. I have no idea what the movie is about.” Was what the confused dude had to say when asked about his experience with the unit!

Two advices (unasked for as usual :P)

• Increase the pre-release publicity for the movie in India… it might turn out to be a highly profitable market for this film in particular…
• Shekhar, you DARE NOT address Jolie as ‘that woman’ again… or her Indian fans will take care of you (hope she has a few still left there )

Pamela Anderson has yet again proven that she indeed is in a cozy cozy relationship with co-star and much more than ‘just a friend’ Denise Richards! The silicon warehouse makes no bones about it either!

As if her ranting about the press assaulting Denise Richards incident on her web page wasn’t enough, she’s made it clear that she’d have given the media the scariest time of their lives, had she been around!!!

The Baywatch beauty also added in that she ain’t that way with everyone, but when it’s concerning Denise, she just gets extra protective and can’t control herself… for those who don’t know what happened, let me tell you that Denise Richards was insulted and traumatized by the paparazzi to the extent of breaking a lap top!!! And the rest is history……..