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I believe Tara Reid is on a spree to prove herself to the world… prove that even she can and be slim and firm!!! And the biggest test one can give to prove that is by flaunting herself in a bikini… and well that’s all she’s been doing off late…

The lady known for tripping over red carpets is hell bent on stripping to the bare minimum and showing the world that she has more natural looking boob implants and a flatter tummy now…

Well she actually has improved considerably but what do you have to say about those giant sized wrinkles on your paunch when you bend babesss???

Alright guys… its proven that Britney Spears is totally insane and plans to lead us to the same fate! I know that it’s a very late conclusion but trust me people… I had to use all the patience I ever could exercise while writing about every inhuman act of hers… but now I’ve LOST IT!!!

The 24 year old dame first shaves off her own head and creates a bigger buzz than the time she had displayed her shaven pussy! And now she appears in public again with a blonde wig a-la the style of Marilyn Monroe…

I guess she basically just wants to be in the news come what may… the other night she was spotted partying at Hollywood’s Sunset Strip and later stormed out of the place coz her first hit single ‘Hit me baby one more time’ was played in her honor…

C’mon Britney… haven’t you heard of Anna Nicole Smith??? Atleast of the way the poor soul died miserably?!?!?

So after checking out Beyonce on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swim suit issue cover, it’s time we continued our Valentine’s Day hang over with some sexy bikini pics of the vivacious n curvy Carmen Electra… though the babe usually doesn’t seem to have great curves on her waistline, in each of these pics, she miraculously does!!!

264Well, I dunno if these pics were doctored or artificially created or something… but one thing is for sure… that they sure do cause a stir in your pants! The way the skin of her b**bs glows in the profile pic is oooh la la … need I even mention that it’s my favorite of the lot…

P.S. I jus hope my girl doesn’t read my blogs for once

I wonder what Jessica Simpson is up to nowadays… just in case she thinks her entire fan following comprises of dumb fools then she’s abssssolutely RIGHT!!! But what about the others who have to bear with her stupid statements saying that she n John Mayer are just friends… and then see these obnoxious pics which doesn’t even give you the pains of putting two and two together!

Isn’t it too damn evident in these pics that the two can’t wait to jump into bed!!! These photographs were taken on the Grammies night and considering the boring event it was, i’m sure they would’ve screwed up in a car or somewhere while the other got their brains screwed watching the drag of a ceremony!!! BUT…. the million dollar question is :—-

How can they actually get turned on by each other???

Heylooo people… the weekend is gone and it’s Valentine’s Day eve… and on this day which represents love, why should be leave lust behind??? For all those who had forgotten that amazing feeling, Britney Spears has been kind enough to give them a quick reminder…

The mother of two went partying to a club the other night in a pretty red dress… but was fed up of it after a series of tequila shots! And what interested her then was the bikinis the dancers (read strippers) had adorned….

The next thing that drunk sac of potatoes knew was that she was in the dancer’s room stripping naked and wanting to try on those bikinis… though the nude pics aren’t available, the cameras there sure had a lot of clicking to do once she came out in that skimpy bikini that left little for imagination…

And for those who thought that I was referring to the lust that grows in you after seeing her in that bikini may take a hike… I was solely referring to her lust for being in the news… by hook or by taking OFF a few of her hooks

Alright so Justin Timberlake had done his homework well for the release of his new single with Scarlett Johansson ‘What goes around comes around’… and just in case you thought I was talking about his performance or the composition, then you’re highly mistaken!!!

The dude had generated enough pre-release publicity by getting into several controversies (and driving his dick into a lotta pussies :P) and of course by getting big time involved with Scarlett and breaking up with Cameron Diaz, his girlfriend since 4 years!!! The sad part is that that’s all the homework he did…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2n1_h3Bvt0

The music video is out and the duo has surely played to the galleries… there no theme or a story line… just baseless and clueless love making!!! Considering there’s nothing much to write home about the video, they could might as well have made a home sex tape! It would’ve brought in some money atleast

Anna Nicole Smith has finally found some rest… after a long series of court cases, flings and changing guys like clothes n making guys go crazy behind her playboy pics, Anna Nicole Smith is finally gonna rest in her GRAVE !

For those who don’t know, Anna was found unconscious in her hotel room at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in South Florida. The insiders say that she died on the way to the hospital and was found non-responsive on reaching the Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood just after 2 p.m. ET.

The 39 year old lady had a daughter with a lot of paternity claims against her… she had been sued along with her former employer TrimSpa and had gone all the way to the Supreme Court over the will of her late husband.

So waddaya think??? Was her life troubled enough to have ended so early??? It’s shocking to know the price you have to pay to climb up the steep n slippery ladder to success in showbiz rrite…

Well well well, after being in the hearts of millions and on the cover pages of the best magazines in the USA and abroad, what else could a woman like Keira Knightley want??? She already has millions and millions of bucks… fame and love enough to last a life time! But as of now, she wants to pay attention to those who DON’T like her!!!

Yes guys… the babe has been brooding off late recollecting instances from the past where she’s been directly or indirectly told that she doesn’t look ‘good enough.’

“I’ve had make-up artists who’ve told me they need to shade the top of my nose so it won’t look so broken. I also got rejected for a job once because someone said I had a funny mouth” Says the lady with one of the prettiest faces in Hollywood. Well, I dunno who those assholes were, but they definitely drove some big time nonsense into her tiny head!!!

Grow up girlie… who isn’t imperfect??? That doesn’t mean you start getting all grumpy about it at the peak of your career! Take a hike guys and let her live in peace…

So while chicks like Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are devising new ways to attract attention, the long gone lady Leelee Sobieski sticks to the fixed rules of the book… your guess is as good as mine guys – her cleavage!

It was last week at the director’s guild awards that the once upon a time “it girl” walked in with a cleavage as long as river Nile and as milky as……. leave that to your imagination

Well I agree that the chick has almost been wiped off the big screen and she ain’t getting any plum offers on TV too… but there are certainly more innovative ways to make heads turn (damn! She even tried bending down as much as she could but couldn’t make those poky nipples slip out :P)… maybe that’s what lacks in you… innovative ‘titt’illation methods!!!

Well people, the season of the desperados is on! Talk about Leele Sobeiski or the good ol Fergie… you read that right people.. after checking out the former’s half moons, it’s time to check out fergie’s not so appealing panties!

In a recent show last weekend, the babe did everything possible to show the world that she wore panties (unlike my all time favorite – BRITNEY SPEARS!)… so what if they weren’t exactly great to look at… a plain cream normal underwear! Well, atleast a thong would’ve made the difference, but nah… i guess the whole idea behind her revealing her bare essentials was to let us know that she ain’t all that seductive you know… so keep off!!!

But anyways, the above pics have surely made me firmly understand one thing that she was truly desperate to show whatever she had to