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Bitch is going to jaillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll !! yaaayyyy… We are closing in on the date…Not even a week left .. June 5th it is …

But well Paris is her usual self, doing things which one doesn’t expect a normal human being to do. It looks as if she is counting her days to attend a high-profile premiere, and not Prison. Well what else do you expect, when she hires a hair and makeup team? Sure she wants all the attention on her, when she reports to jail.

All this at a time, when I was actually expecting that the time in the jail was going to do well to her skin if not Paris- the Celebrity. For once, I mean JUST ONCE in like 20 years ( or even more), I thought her skin would be able to breathe properly, with no make up and bling and stuff. This latest news puts that into doubt now .

And there is also news that the search has started for her CELL-MATE !! Bad luck, to whoever is chosen . HeHeHe

I am sure this Jail term is gonna make her even more famous. They are going to secretly tape her in jail and sell it for millions  to crazy people like me . And there are already rumors that she is gonna write her own “ Prison Diaries “ and then they gonna publish and sell it millions of crazy people like you :-P.

Well yawn bored of talking about the bitch. Lets hope she picks a fight with her cell mate and she gets killed in the process

Hey guys. SO I am in Vegas now. Remember I came running to Vegas to party with my errr… I mean Enrique’s Anna Kournikova.

And No i don’t have a hangover from last night’s party. I was in my senses when I said , ENRIQUE’s ANNA KOURNIKOVA.

As it turned out, SUPPOSEDLY Anna Kournikova played a prank on me!! She called me to Vegas and then ignored me when i greeted her and acted as if I was a stranger , as is evident from the snaps I took of her.

Confirming this was her Loser GUY, Enrique who said this :

“It is the first serious relationship I’ve had in my life.”

He said he was actually joking when he said both of them split.

F*** You Enrique. I am going to start a HATE BLOG EXCLUSIVELY FOR U ,STARTING TODAY and we are not gonna dance anymore to your gay songs. Well as for, ANNA, she is still the love of my life :-P. Waiting forever for you Annaaaaaaaa

So its that time of the week, when I am just shocked , Copy paste you a COMPLETE story and am even more shocked. ya of course , it will be a post on Lindsay Lohan.

After that cocaine-induced car crash this weekend, Lindsay Lohan is going back to rehab. acc. to a source. Just days after being arrested for a DUI, Lindsay Lohan was back to partying, and was wasted and passing out in the front of her friend’s car. Here’s the story:

  “She finally realizes it’s the right thing to do,” a close friend of the 20-year-old actress tells . “She is going willingly.”

Lindsay is due to check into Promises in Malibu this afternoon (LA-time) . That is the facility that Britney Spears entered after shaving her head.

The Georgia Rule star’s decision contrasts starkly from her behavior just last night at Teddy’s nightclub. Insiders say Lindsay was partying as hard as ever at a 944 Magazine party and kept insisting she didn’t care about the consequences of her arrest when cocaine was discovered in her wrecked Mercedes convertible.

She was later photographed seeming to be out of it in the front passenger seat of a car being driven by her friend, disc jockey Samantha Ronson.

Well so thats the story. Please don’t ask me whether this is true or not. and ya before u conclude that I am shocked, lemme tell you that I am not!!!! I have come to believe finally that this is what Lilo does on any normal day.

But one thing that amazes me and which is hard for me to digest is the fact that how come Lindsay Lohan decided to take this positive decision so quickly, minutes orwhat hours after this crazy incident?? That’s not characteristic of Lilo. So I have my doubts regarding this news  . Lets wait and watch.

Its Doubles times again. and the court is wide open, anyone/everyone invited. But hold on, you have to kill me first, before you start playing the match. Nothing of that makes sense to you ? Well lemme explain.

Anna Kournikova is single again. Spanish crooner Enrique and Russian tennis beauty Anna have parted after five years together.

He confessed: “We’ve split. I’m single now and it’s OK. I don’t mind being single.”

I don’t mind you being single either Enrique. Because finally you leave hold of the beautiful and one of the hottest tennis players( that she didn’t know anything about tennis is another thing ).

Ok, Guys I will leave for now. I am packing my bags to Vegas ,as I hear she is already there waiting for me. We will celebrate and party and ….. you know , on this happy occasion.

No Brownie points for guessing who my favorite celebrity is of late . None other than Lindsay Lohan, My sweet little LiLo. She makes news every minute these days, beating Britney Spears too.

So what did you guys do on Memorial day? Nothing interesting I guess. Let’s see what LiLo did for Memorial day. She does everything crazy every day, so she had nothing special to do for memorial Day. So she decided to kill herself. lol.

She did some cocaine, took a drive, crashed her car into a tree, fled the scene, then got booked by the cops on suspicion of DUI. Here are the details .