30th April 2007

Jessica Simpson does it again . WOW ;)

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Well, the other day one of my friends at work was telling me, “ Axe, You are turning CELEBDEN into a Semi-Porn blog”.

Here is my answer. If you have snaps like these, of voluptuous babes like Jessica Simpson, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, I have no other option but to share them with my enthusiastic readers. Even if it means turning my blog into a semi-porn blog, unfit for middle aged aunties to browse it. I hope you understand my problem that when I have snaps like these, I can’t post on Hillary Duff’s Cute legs or Lilo’s crazy antics. :-D

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As a closing note, WOWWW !! Jesss, you are UNBELIEVABLE ;)

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29th April 2007

Scarlett Johansson becomes a Singer now !

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If you didn’t already recognize her, its my sweetheart- Scarlett Johansson, Singing  .

Scarlett has always expressed her intentions to become a singer and she definitly proved it yesterday at the Coachella Festival in India, California. Scarlett teamed up with Jesus & Mary Chain to sing a duet. Scarlett is also rumored to be recording an album of Tom Waits covers.

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I guess she should leave the singing to the other brats and concentrate on what she is good at – Let her assets talk for themselves as they do always ;)

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28th April 2007

Why do you think I posted on Britney Spears ? Read ….

Well as a thumb rule, I have told myself that my blog- Celebden will only feature the hotties. So, you have posts on Scarlett, Jessica Alba, Jesssica Simpson, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and others.

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What it also means is that ugly people like Paris Hilton, Tyra Banks, Courtney Love, Tara Ried and sadly Britney Spears find no place in my blog. That’s one of the reasons I have been excluding her posts, even though she is always going places.

Unless of course, if it has anything to do with Breasts . :-P .. hehe..

Have a look at these snaps. I can’t remember when was the last time she actually wore something called a B-R-A !! She needs them badly now. Its evident they are sagging. She needs to use the Miracle Push Up bras the other ugly female, Paris uses.

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Britney don’t let your breasts down the work and accolades your abs have received of late. ;)

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27th April 2007

Pamela Anderson in the Trademark Red Swimsuit?

So what reminds you people, when you see these latest pics of Pamela Anderson.

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Of course the good ol’ days of Baywatch-C.J. Parker. What if I said these pics are not from that Baywatch? What would you say then? The very keen followers of Celebden, would jump and say , these pics are from the latest Baywatch movie which has Pam in a leading role.

Gnahhh .. Gnahhhhh.. Wrong again. These pics of an ageing Pam are from a Direct TV commercial. At first glance anyone would be mislead to believe that these snaps are of the old CJ Parker, but careful and X-ray vision , as it is called, will clearly tell you that, it’s the badly ageing PAM .

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One good thing though, is these pics look much better than those Beach Disaster pics of hers !

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26th April 2007

Jessica Alba gets kissed by people ;)

Yup that’s me kissing Jessica Alba!!! yeayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

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Can you believe that? I can’t either. I was hired by Revlon for their crazy commercial.
I was chosen from among just over 10000 people, who wanted to kiss Jessica Alba. So what was our test? We just needed to pen down a slogan saying, why I would still buy the Revlon products, even after seeing the crazy and ugly things they did to Jessica Alba ( as seen in the old post ) .

I said, “I Will buy it for Jessica, because she loves Revlon and lets it make her look as ugly as it can get.” ( like it makes any sense) !
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Is it her way to ward off the colossal fan following that she has got? Don’t worry Jess, if you keep using Revlon and continue shooting crazy ads like these, the numbers will come down on their own.

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26th April 2007

Drew Barrymore-“World’s Most Beautiful”

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Drew Barrymore has just been crowned “World’s Most Beautiful” by People Magazine.

Yippiee!! That’s for 2 reasons.

Number 1 – I love Drew Barrymore. I have considered her the cutest girl in the industry for a very long time now. She has “ fresh natural beauty” and “energetic yet authentic spirit “. The moment I think of Drew, I am reminded of how cute and innocent and sweet and …err I ran out of adjectives……….
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Number 2 – It’s a welcome change from the famous Trio of – Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba and Jessica Beil. No offence to any one of them, Scarl Jo in particular ;)

People magazine has just won its ‘most famous customer to be’ –ME :-D

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25th April 2007

Scarlett Johansson falls down on her famous booty now !

Well I told ya people yesterday ,that I was not sure if I can post an Exciting post today, since I have been lamenting over the shock, Lilo gave me yesterday.

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But then if Scarlett Johansson makes news, nothing can stop me from writing about it. There’s a twist though this time. This post makes fun of Scarl Jo 

Her fall Video

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She has landed on her very famous booty, trying to avoid pictures taken of her by the paparazzi, outside the the Saturday Night Live after party.

Oh btw, these pics show how she is showing her racks , while trying to stop the cameras from clicking her snaps. Scarl Jo I always thought you were Intelligent. Don’t make me rethink !!

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24th April 2007

Lindsay Lohan drops the Lesbain movie with Keira. :(

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Yup , its another Lindsay Lohan post, so its feel goodtime ( for the eyes I mean :-D ) .
I have good news and bad news though.

First the good news. Well there is nothing much to say, just have a look at those pics of Lindsay Lohan at a recent gathering and you will know, why I call this the Feel-Good time :-D .

What’s the bad news ? I am heart broken to say that, Lindsay Lohan is no more a lesbian (at least on screen). The reported Lesbian affair which she was supposed to have with screen hottie- Keira Knightley in the film ‘The Best Times of Our Lives’ has been called off.
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The movie had a threesome Sex Scene which included Lilo and Keira. There was nothing to beat this and now its all gone, thanks to Lilo, who had some problems with the terms of her contract.I am going to lament this for a while now. Can’t guarantee the usual Energetic next post.

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24th April 2007

Scarl Jo has competition from JEWEL. ;)

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Here’s the Jewel which I was talking about in my last post.

She indeed is a Jewel. LOL.

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Well Scarl Jo has some serious competition from this babe, Jewel , in the category of “Large Breasted Cleavage – ‘Everythhin Not Shown’ “ .

The moment I saw her ( her refers to her boobies, of course ;) ) , I was reminded of my Puppy Princess- Scarl Jo. But this female has it in her to be a fake of Scarl Jo, mind you, she needs to cover her face if she needs to be compared to her .

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23rd April 2007

We need a Title ? Aint snaps Enuf ? - Scarl Jo’s Boobs

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And here’s why I think Scarlett is going to win the Sexiest Actress poll the next time. ( of course putting aside the law of averages ) .

Need I say anything more? Those snaps speak for themselves.


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Those racks have to be the best in the business. They ARE. With puppies like those,booty like that and beauty as hers , no Beils and no Albas can be any match to her. Well, you might think I am biased , but look deeper, you will realize what I mean :-D
P.S Talking about racks check out Jewel .. ;)

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