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The moment you look at her and she makes you go weak in your knees… and if you keep looking at her… she will surely set your blood pumped into all the right places. No wonder Playboy fanatics seem to have voted her the sexiest celebrity at Playboy’s annual 25 Sexiest Celebrities list.

Johansson scored over the likes of J-Lo, Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra, Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie. Play describes,

“Scarlett Johansson is the apex of beauty and sensuality - from her porcelain skin to her fully feminine figure to her mysterious charisma, which is at once palpable and indefinable.”

If you think you need proof for that then check out these pics and you’ll know what they mean!

Check out this picture and you will wonder if she has turned into a psychopath of a woman. She is seen bashing a photographer’s four-wheel-drive with the umbrella while hurling a stream of foul language, it was clear Britney was no longer merely lonely, confused and erratic. She was perilously close to – if not beyond – breaking point.

Apparently she climbed out of her car at a traffic light and attacked one of the photographers who had followed her since her return to LA, after reportedly checking out of an Antiguan rehab clinic in less than 24 hours.

With her eyes wide and her teeth gritted, she took the paparazzi by surprise with the ferocity of her actions. One photographer suffered scratches and bruises on his back from the beating before she sped off back to rehab for the third time in a week.

I wonder if Britney realized this or not… but this act of ferocity could be a big blow on her part in the ongoing battle over spousal support and the custody of her sons.

Looks like Eminem has really really pissed his ex-wife Kim Matthers… the former couple’s relationship is now no more rancid… its rotten so much that Kim has nothing but crazy evil things to say about her former husband.

It wasn’t long ago when Eminem’s latest pal and Smack That singer Akon announced that Kim and Eminem have set towards reconciliation… and in response to that Kim went on air revealing that she has come to absolutely hate the man that she twice married and divorced. She accused him of being unfaithful, uncaring and worse… not even being good in bed..

She was quoted as saying, in a recent radio interview.. “I vomit in my mouth whenever I’m around him.” She also made it clear that she is “100-per-cent sure” that they would never get back together.

Its a shame Em… You are an amazing artist but such an uncaring husband… that would surely effect your female fan following… watch out!

Looking at Paris Hilton’s life-style one might seriously wonder at the credibility of the her year-long bid to stay single and celibate. Though she seems to have sailed through 11 months of the year with only one month left for the bid to expire.

According to the floozy’s best pal Kim Kardashian, Hilton and her party pals entered into a pact a year ago to give up serious commitments for 12 months - to enjoy the single life for a full year before getting serious about the future.

Kardashian, the daughter of former O.J. Simpson attorney Robert Kardashian, explains,

“Me and Paris and the girls are trying to stay single for one year. In March that’ll be up. I’m a relationship kind of girl, but I think everyone needs a year in their life to be single.”

So how do you think Paris Hilton maintained her Single & Celibate for the Year Pact… Well… She didn’t give a committment to anyone as such… but she thought it would be better to have two birds in hand and a few in the bush… I mean… She was seen celebrated her 26th birthday in Las Vegas with two of her ex-boyfriends…

She was seen hopping between Niarchos and Davis, alternately kissing one, and then the other, between bites of sushi. The cozy threesome also reportedly shared a room at The Palms Hotel and Casino… So thats all about Paris Hilton’s so-called Single and Celibate Life…

I believe Tara Reid is on a spree to prove herself to the world… prove that even she can and be slim and firm!!! And the biggest test one can give to prove that is by flaunting herself in a bikini… and well that’s all she’s been doing off late…

The lady known for tripping over red carpets is hell bent on stripping to the bare minimum and showing the world that she has more natural looking boob implants and a flatter tummy now…

Well she actually has improved considerably but what do you have to say about those giant sized wrinkles on your paunch when you bend babesss???

Alright guys… its proven that Britney Spears is totally insane and plans to lead us to the same fate! I know that it’s a very late conclusion but trust me people… I had to use all the patience I ever could exercise while writing about every inhuman act of hers… but now I’ve LOST IT!!!

The 24 year old dame first shaves off her own head and creates a bigger buzz than the time she had displayed her shaven pussy! And now she appears in public again with a blonde wig a-la the style of Marilyn Monroe…

I guess she basically just wants to be in the news come what may… the other night she was spotted partying at Hollywood’s Sunset Strip and later stormed out of the place coz her first hit single ‘Hit me baby one more time’ was played in her honor…

C’mon Britney… haven’t you heard of Anna Nicole Smith??? Atleast of the way the poor soul died miserably?!?!?

So after checking out Beyonce on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swim suit issue cover, it’s time we continued our Valentine’s Day hang over with some sexy bikini pics of the vivacious n curvy Carmen Electra… though the babe usually doesn’t seem to have great curves on her waistline, in each of these pics, she miraculously does!!!

264Well, I dunno if these pics were doctored or artificially created or something… but one thing is for sure… that they sure do cause a stir in your pants! The way the skin of her b**bs glows in the profile pic is oooh la la … need I even mention that it’s my favorite of the lot…

P.S. I jus hope my girl doesn’t read my blogs for once

I wonder what Jessica Simpson is up to nowadays… just in case she thinks her entire fan following comprises of dumb fools then she’s abssssolutely RIGHT!!! But what about the others who have to bear with her stupid statements saying that she n John Mayer are just friends… and then see these obnoxious pics which doesn’t even give you the pains of putting two and two together!

Isn’t it too damn evident in these pics that the two can’t wait to jump into bed!!! These photographs were taken on the Grammies night and considering the boring event it was, i’m sure they would’ve screwed up in a car or somewhere while the other got their brains screwed watching the drag of a ceremony!!! BUT…. the million dollar question is :—-

How can they actually get turned on by each other???

Heylooo people… the weekend is gone and it’s Valentine’s Day eve… and on this day which represents love, why should be leave lust behind??? For all those who had forgotten that amazing feeling, Britney Spears has been kind enough to give them a quick reminder…

The mother of two went partying to a club the other night in a pretty red dress… but was fed up of it after a series of tequila shots! And what interested her then was the bikinis the dancers (read strippers) had adorned….

The next thing that drunk sac of potatoes knew was that she was in the dancer’s room stripping naked and wanting to try on those bikinis… though the nude pics aren’t available, the cameras there sure had a lot of clicking to do once she came out in that skimpy bikini that left little for imagination…

And for those who thought that I was referring to the lust that grows in you after seeing her in that bikini may take a hike… I was solely referring to her lust for being in the news… by hook or by taking OFF a few of her hooks

Alright so Justin Timberlake had done his homework well for the release of his new single with Scarlett Johansson ‘What goes around comes around’… and just in case you thought I was talking about his performance or the composition, then you’re highly mistaken!!!

The dude had generated enough pre-release publicity by getting into several controversies (and driving his dick into a lotta pussies :P) and of course by getting big time involved with Scarlett and breaking up with Cameron Diaz, his girlfriend since 4 years!!! The sad part is that that’s all the homework he did…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2n1_h3Bvt0

The music video is out and the duo has surely played to the galleries… there no theme or a story line… just baseless and clueless love making!!! Considering there’s nothing much to write home about the video, they could might as well have made a home sex tape! It would’ve brought in some money atleast