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Alright guys… The Hollywood Reporter’s annual Star Salary Top 10 is out and whew! I’m surprised at seeing the results… this is where you get to know which leading lady of Hollywood eats into the most of her film’s budget

This list got me baffled for a while… coz Nicole Kidman has taken the top slot!!! This was so totally against my expectations you know… I thought maybe it would be Angelina Jolie or Jenifer Anniston… BUT the aussie babe stole the show away huh….

So here it goes…..

1. Nicole Kidman ($16 to $17 million per film)
2. Reese Witherspoon ($15 million)
3. Renee Zellweger ($15 million)
4. Drew Barrymore ($15 million)
5. Cameron Diaz ($15 million)
6. Halle Berry ($14 million)
7. Charlize Theron ($10 million)
8. Angelina Jolie ($10 million)
9. Kirsten Dunst ($8 to $10 million)
10. Jennifer Aniston ($8 million).

Shows that Jenifer Anniston is half as rich as Nicole Kidman huh

Of I have heard and seen so much of Britney without her underwear that I decided I’m gonna get into the depths of it… oh don’t get me wrong with which depths I meant all I was referring to was the no underwear show that Britney is doing all over the place. According to news just filtering in Britney Spears is selling of everything from her old clothes to old clothing to raise money for the children’s charity…

The money thus raised would go towards her Britney Spars Foundation that is into children’s charity. In the list of items up for grabs are old school notes of Britney, her clothing and 170 such item. According to me at least a quarter of those clothing are her bras and panties which is the reason why she is not seen wearing any such stuff off late.

So there we are, we’ve successfully cracked the Britney Spears underwear code… this is a totally new and innovative kind of charity which is called ‘put you panties on the line’… kudos to Britney and to Britney’s underwear too… BRITNEY, CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THAT DAMN PUSSY?!?!?

Just when we thought post divorce all K-Fed would make news for would be stealing food and liquor. But here we have K-Fed, surprise surprise, dating a porn star. Oh no I dint mean that he was back dating Britney, cos I must forgive you for thinking that Britney was indeed a porn star after all her no underwear-escapades…

It is reported that the flop-rapper met this erotic lap dancer and once a “X-rated actress” Kendra Jade back in December 2005 but it wasn’t just October the last that the two started dating each other. This means that by the time Britney filed for divorce K-Fed was already ‘lapping’ it up with someone. But poor chap, if all that he wanted was a porn star, as I said earlier Britney is acting just the same now…

Now then, in the aftermath of Britney’s divorce it looked like it was back to the good ‘ol days for the one-time-queen-of-pop. And certainly it looked that way at least for a day or two but boy ever since hasn’t it all been a tipsy-turvy-downward-spiral for her. For sure she must have missed the man she was married for a couple of years…you though so??? Na, na, na Paris Hilton has digg in to fill that space for her, but then her much publicized and party-cized association with Paris Hilton has only resulted in flashing crotches and slipping nips…

For sure K-Fed has gone into the oblivion for the good but it looks like Britney is taking all the bad press. Her checkmate like move to release her own sex tape for free has only boomeranged and her drunkard buddies are not making life any easy for her. Britney’s varieties of upskirts (both with and without panties) have made her a joker of a slut much like Paris Hilton. And with Lindsay joining the band looks like now they would now totally make us forget that bras and panties were things that people ever wore… Oh what a great fall I must say… Oh what stupidity i must say as well…

Its actually difficult to keep track of the no. of times she’s flashed her ’so called’ private parts now

Wonder what is with Britney Spears and not wearing an underwear guys!!!! I mean it’s not even been a week since her pics sans her undie flooded the internet… and now AGAIN!!!

Britney, my boss wants these pics on our site but TRUST ME, I am no way interested in seeing that lame and lousy pussy of yours and actually having to zoom into it to check the picture quality and then post it!!! Those thunder thighs of yours don’t give me a great feeling either…

Well I just hope that either Britney or my boss has some mercy on me next time…….

P.S. Next time you wanna do an upskirt, please wear a flowery underwear… in the memory of all the dicks buried there

Nicole Kidman is thinking about quitting movies, well if you thought that I was just kidding I must admit that my sense of humor is much better than yours… Anyways coming back to the Nicole, as I’ve told you guys earlier that she is amidst rumors that she is sooner than later expecting her first biological child. And now reports suggest that she might just be on her way out from the glitz and glamour of Hollywood.

The actress was reported to have said that she would rather prefer to quit movies and live on a secluded tropical all alone with her family members. The Cold Mountain star dreams of wearing a sarong, just let her hair down and spend days playing with her kids. She admits that’s definitely after her marriage to Keith Urban, her priorities have changed.

Alright guys here is some Pamela news for you… and rest assured when I say Pamela I mean a healthy dose of laughter too. It is reported that the reason behind the divorce between Pamela and Kid Rock is not the clichéd ‘irreconcilable differences’ rather it seems that the dude or dud was actually growing INSECURE of the busty bimbette. Wow, that’s one of the best jokes of the weeks I must say…

Looks like he hasn’t learnt that only a stupid chick like Pamela can marry him thrice and if she really had a choice or taste then he certainly wouldn’t have got a look in, in the first place. It is also learnt that Kid called Pamela ‘a whore and a slut’ for appearing on the flick Borat. And it all ended with Pamela feeling that ‘she married a insecure and angry man’ hmmn now isn’t that stupid that she married him thrice for being in loving him and got separated from him thrice for the same reason… heights of slow learning I must admit

Nicole Kidman is finally all set to deliver on her own. Oh! I just meant that the Aussie star is all set to deliver her very first biological child. Of course it could still be sometime away but looks like the process is pretty much underway. According to the grapevine the Moulin Rouge actress has been preparing for the birth of the child for sometime now.

UK based Mirror also reported that there are obvious signs in her body that she is mum-to-be. Nicole Kidman had married country singer Keith Urban earlier this year and has two adopted children – Isbella and Conor from her previous marriage with Tom cruise. Alright then as Nicole is set to bring ‘em on lets just wish her all the good luck…

Britney Spears Dress up Games: Britney discovered new uses for her underwear which is why she is coming out in public without them. Is it due to her closeness with Paris Hilton or just a deliberate attempt to come back in news? Well, this might not be the correct way to get rid of the trash in her life; hanging out with Paris Hilton is no way to start.

Britney and Paris Hilton both know it well as to how handle the pressures of the media. Put the pressure back to them and deviate their attention from the core issue - The Tape and Divorce

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“Pamela filed for divorce last week,” Anderson’s publicist, Tracy Nguyen, told People magazine. “It wasn’t a happy Thanksgiving.”

What in the world went wrong between Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee Kid Rock??? The strangest thing possible was a DIVORCE!!! I mean, come on guys… they were definitely a happy couple… you heard that right people i’m talkin about Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee Kid Rock filing for divorce just about a week ago…

A couple of magazines reported this a few hours ago and it totally baffled me for sure!!! They were certainly not like Britney Spears and K-Fed… though they had their ON n OFF romance going on since 2000, I thought Pamela finally had settled down in life… but nah! I forgot that she’s THE Pamela Anderson!!!

Well, come to think of it, her extra large titts have ceased to turn me on in video… it certainly would be Herculean to turn on Kid Rock with those fake bloopers just to prove it, they’ve mentioned “irreconcilable differences” as their prime reasons to split… they would’ve surely been IRRECONCILABLE huh