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Britney Spears successful stint as a secretary on CBS sitcom How I Met your Mother has earned her yet another job. Animal rights group PETA has offered the troubled pop princess a job of a receptionist for a day.

Britney Spears was never liked by the PETA ‘coz of her liking of fur and pets, but now they are willing to donate $1000 to a charity of Britney’s choice only if she accepts the offer.

PETA president Ingrid Newkirk wrote a letter to Britney in which she offered her the opportunity to be a receptionist ” for as little as an hour.”

In the letter Newkirk hopes that Britney would see “from the inside, why we are so concerned about issues like fur and homeless dogs and cats. … We might have criticized you in the past for contributing to the dog overpopulation crisis and wearing real fur, but perhaps now that your own crisis has abated, a new day calls for a new relationship, a new outlook, and a new understanding.”

Lets see if Britney follows Pamela Anderson’s footsteps.

The delivery is done and dusted, the babies are doing fine and now Jennifer Lopez wants to shed all the fat she had put on during her pregnancy. Jennifer has spent a whopping $50,000 on a home gym to knock off those extra 50lbs.

Jennifer Lopez, who was pregnant with twins, recently gave birth to Max and Emme with husband March Anthony. The singer is working out rigorously to get back her bootylicious figure.

A source close to Jennifer said, “To motivate her, she’s splurged out on a $50,000 home gym for her New York mansion. She’s also consulted trainers, nutritionists and doctors, looking for the safest way to drop the weight in record time.”

Take it easy Jenny, forget your figure for some time and concentrate on your hard earned babies.

Jessica Simpson who is recently back from Iraq has been hospitalized because of a minor kidney infection.

A source close to Simpson said, “She had a minor kidney infection. She went in on Friday.”

The source also revealed the reason why she had been admitted into the hospital, “She had a fever and it seemed important to get it treated.”

The source also added that Simpson is currently ‘doing fine’.

Looks like the belle had too much of the war torn country.

 

 

Jennifer Lopez names twins Emme and Max. The brother and sister — the first children born to the 38-year-old actress — were delivered about 10 minutes apart last Friday at a Long Island hospital.

Emme, weighing 5.7 pounds (2.6 kg), arrived first at about 12 minutes past midnight, and Max was born at 12:23 a.m., tipping the scales at 6 pounds even (2.7 kg).

Both Marc Anthony and Jennifer are real excited about their kids.Their kids are a real cute sight and Jennifer can’t take her eyes of them.

Two of Hollywood’s loveliest and smartest young actresses, Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman, who portray feuding sisters in “The Other Boleyn Girl,” are backing opposing US presidential candidates.

They were seen hugging and Kissing each other at the premiere of their movie “The Other Boleyn Girl” and one could hear Portman wishing and sighing every time she looked at Scarlett’s assets. She was heard wishing for Scarlett’s b**bs.

Scarlett has been actively campaigning for Barack Obama, while Natalie is supporting Hillary Clinton. ( I hope she is not looking at Hillary’s assests).

“Obama is wonderful, but I’m for Hillary,” shared Natalie( Well we know why you choose Hillary ;-)   They had a good time shooting for their movie and also both are having a good time at the election publicity speaking in favor of their chosen representatives.

Whatever it is, Both Hillary and Obama’s choice of actresses is remarkable. Well planned and guess chosen in accordance to their latest movie.

In reel life both these actresses play opposing characters and in real life also they stand against each other.

Let us see who will prove to be lucky for their reps Scarlett or Portman.

 

Britney Spears was physically removed from her home and put on “mental health evaluation hold” yesterday — the second time in a month — as the very public breakdown of the pop star continued.

A motorcade the length of a football pitch escorted Britney’s ambulance as she was once again put on “mental health evaluation hold”. A police helicopter hovered overhead to clear airspace.

This action of nmoving the actress to the hospital apparently came after Spears’s psychiatrist called the authorities.
“Britney was a threat to herself,” an unidentified source told E! Online News yesterday. “She’s finally been committed. She has been out of control and not listening to anyone, totally uncontrollable, and was worrying everyone by not taking any medication. She hasn’t slept in three days.”

Spears’s mother, Lynne – who’s in the midst of a tense reunion with her daughter – friend Alli Sims and Lutfi were all inside the gated mansion when police and the fire department arrived

So the pin-thin super skinny Nicole Ritchie can hope to pack some pounds. She is finally pregnant. Her baby is fathered by her current boyfriend Joel Madden of the rock band Good Charlotte.

And according to In Touch magazine, the two plan to wed later this summer.

Its been a long while since Celebden was graced by the presence of Jessica Alba. So here is a post on Alba, though it is boring.

These are the latest snaps of her, from an unknown magazine called, “Parade Magazine “.

Of course she is as sweet as ever, but well we aren’t gay are we to see snaps like these of Jessica Alba and be happy. We need some skin, we need some assets, what say guys ;). ?

There is no slight display of even her cleavage. That’s a big SIN !! How can you not show Jessica Alba’s Cleavage , that’s the bare- minimum requirement, like its By default !! ..

Uff !! finally a posting on Alba !! That’s important

Christina is stinky . She smells tacky.

Well before you conclude how I know Christina smells ( yuckk, the thought itself is making me puke!!, na i don’t think she’s hot, I think shes DIRTY :-P) , ok coming back to the point, well we are talking about her latest perfume which was released a few weeks back.

The first reports are that Christina Aguilera’s new perfume isn’t exactly smelling of roses. Market research groups who tested people’s first impressions of her new range - called Simply Christina - labelled it “tacky“.

Worst comes to worst, the packaging itself was supposed to be sub-standard.

“The packaging looked cheap and we went away unimpressed.” Says a member of one London panel

Ewwww.. That’s truly DIRTY, christina. It’s aptly named SIMPLY CHRISTINA

That’s LILO - Not surprising!
She is Partying- Not surprising!
She is Drunk - Not surprising !
She has Bikini and Shorts on - Surprising!
Can’t find Paris Hilton - Surprising!

Well that’s the story . Looks like these are some old snaps of Lilo, when she was chums with Paris Hilton. She is partying like crazy. She is one hard core party stepper, thats evident from these snaps ( not that we didn’t know)

I would be more interested in the next series of snaps, of what would have happened when the party got over and she was fully drunk. I am sure some action took place , esp with the kind of mood she is in 

Anyone who has these next series snaps, feel free to contact me.

P.S : Your Identity will be kept anonymous.